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Sunday, February 8, 2009

BREAKING NEWS from the GRAMMYS

This Just In! Breaking News from the Grammy's™. In another startling upset, Metallica has been shut out once again, losing the "Best Rock Album" award to Jethro Tull. This Regarded as the front runners, the 0 time winning band, who recently decided to come back to the Grammy Awards after boycotting the event after their ...And Justice for All, lost out on the Best Hard Rock Album of the Year award to Jethro Tull. This recent announcement has caused some consternation as Jethro Tull wasn't actually nominated for any awards.

Also announced as winners at this year event:

U2 won 12 awards, including album of the year for All That You Can't Leave Behind, the 9th year in a row that this album has won the award.

Miley Cyrus won for Jailbait of the year award, supplanting last year's winner JoJo.

Jizz in my Pants won for Best Song, a first for the boys from Lonely Island.

Best Rap album was cancelled due to the fact that none of the nominators have ever listened to a rap album.

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