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Monday, August 24, 2009

New Programming Announcement from VH1

VH1, the home of all things celebrity has released it's fall 2009 schedule and beyond, and we here at the Scone could not be happier to see some of the new shows. In the wake of the disturbing celebmurdereality of his wife by VH1 regular Ryan Jenkins and his subsequent celebriticide inside a small motel in Canada, VH1 has yanked the shows in which he has appeared. Both Megan Wants a Millionaire and I Love Money 3 have been cancelled and VH1 has been in panic mode trying to fill the loss on their schedule. To replace the losses VH1 has ordered the following shows to fill out its roster.

Sunday
Rock of Love 4: Boats and Ho's
Rock of Love 5: Skanks on a Plane
Rock of Love 6: Herpes of Love
Rock of Love 7: Brett Michael's Pays for Sex

Tuesday
Best Celebrity Suicides Ever
I Heart Celebrity Murders

Wednesday
I H8 the 50's
Who Gives a F--- about the 40's?

Thursday
Tool Academy 2: "People Who Should Be Killed Acting Like Assholes In Front of The Girlfriends They Don't Deserve"

Saturday
Megan Wants a Guy With a Job
Megan Wants Penicillin

1 comment:

Lucy Stag said...

It's funny because it's true.