Although he is 70 in human years, Chuck has been directly in the prime of his life for the past 300 years as he actually controls the rotation of the earth around the sun and only ages when he feels like it.
For his 70th birthday Chuck will celebrate by running around the earth barefoot and then roundhouse kicking Kim Jong-Il in the face.
Although he has been out of the spotlight since he canceled his show, Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris has spent the last 15 years of his immortal life disguised as hockey players Gary Roberts and then Bill Guerin. After winning the Stanley Cup, and completing his work here on earth, Chuck has spent the last year roundhouse kicking demons in dimension-x. However, he decided to return to earth to celebrate his 70th human birthday with his bevy of supermodel girlfriends.
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