A new feature of RollingScone is its monthly Platinum series, which is a high-class post for readers who make over 1.9 billion dollars yearly, not for our regular slumdog peon readers.
Today on RollingScone: class, class, class! Instead of a segment on that modicum of mediocrity "rock and roll," RollingScone will be moving its focus to New York and the bright shining lights of BROAAADWAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! FABULOUS!!!!!
The play in our spotlight today is the new hit, Jesus Christ Superstar 2: Barack Obama Superstar. Written by Andrew Lloyd Weber with music by Mos Def, Barack Obama Superstar looks at the meteoric rise from of Obama, from his virgin birth to his inspiring victory over George W. "Satan" Bush. In a inspired bit of casting the role of Barack Obama will be played by none other than the star of Jesus Christ Superstar I himself, Jesus Christ. In a statement, Jesus Christ said that he is very pleased to be playing the new Savior of the Earth. "I enjoyed being the Savior, but it is obvious that I have been replaced, and I wish nothing but the best for our new Lord and Savior. I hope I can live up to his incredibly high standards."
The play has already sold out its 24 show run with tickets selling for over 20,000 dollars on eBay. Barack Obama himself has prophesied that the show will be a success, however privately he has been heard complaining that he would rather have been portrayed by Will Smith.
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