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Friday, November 13, 2009

Wynonna Judd the Hutt Disses Taylor Swift after CMA Win

On Wednesday Taylor Swift became the youngest winner ever of the coveted Country Music Association's Entertainer of the Year award. Being just 19 years old, Swift's win has upset some of the older, more established members of the country music scene.

Wynonna Judd the Hutt, the infamous 600 year old head of the Judd family and third cousin of Tatooine gangster Jabba the Hutt, doesn't think that Swift was ready for the honor. Speaking out against Taylor, Wynonna Judd the Hutt expressed her disproval for the win.

"Tah-koh tee womp rat e’nachu Taylor Swift. Ha skrunee da pat Sleemo."

 However, once Thursday rolled around the gregarious Wynonna Judd the Hutt took back some of the harsher words that she had leveled at Swift the night before.

"Dopo mee gusha, peedunkey." She said speaking out on her official website. "Kee baatu baat."

Judd the Hutt won over 400 years ago when she herself was only 22 and was one of the youngest winners of the award. This fact led many to believe that it was simply sour grapes that led Judd the Hutt's diss. And as everyone knows Hutt's have notoriously bad dispositions

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